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Welcome To My Home Page
Well, i guess i should start off by telling you about me and my life and yadda yadda plop. yeah, like you came here for that. you came here because you found the words 'eat' and 'me' an intriguing innuendo. am i right? yeah yeah shut up you know im right. well i hope all goes well...
Well look at that i changed the picture. well thank you for coming to my site. *kisses kisses....hey not you! hahahahah, like i'd kiss a fat person. anyhoo, i hope you enjoy me. |
YOURE LOOKING WELL!
"uch hello! how the hell are ye betty? youre luckin' well! ride me sideways you luck great! if i werent strapped to this chair i'd jump yer bones! i'd do ye from here to washington and still come back for more! ye remind me of a penis"
recognise anything?
of course you do. it might be funny now, and it might be funny later, but all these monsters are doing are taunting you, teasing you, they know that in the near future, your sinility will get the better of you, and to keep your withered old curtains flapping, YOU will start to find your friends attractive. but not yet. youve still got time. as for these monsters? you know what you must do. kill. all. old. people.
(again, eatme does not take any responsibility for the irregularly influenced murder of ANY old person. however much they smell like urine). (seriously......LA RESISTANCE). |
ESKIMOES. REAL OR MYTH?
J.C. says: myth. have you ever seen one? c'mon, theyre like fairies, and leprachauns.... |
DID YOU KNOW...?
'Homer's Odyssey' was not actually written by homer, but instead, someone else, also called homer.
Getting Rich From My Site!
This is where im supposed to tell you how to get rich quick...................FUCK OFF YOU FREELOADERS! Like i even know, geez, you'd think i was jesus or something. |
WEEZER
weezer weezer weezer. such geeks. i love 'em.
like, ok, you wanna see more weezing? |
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